Elephant Mover Needed for Bonnie Combs in Tulsa, Oklahoma

August 02, 2013


Experienced elephant mover needed for large load at 2337 W 47th Street in Tulsa, Oklahoma. This one has grown too large for her cage. Must have a very heavy spec roll back truck. Apply at the local zoo.

Applicants must pass HAZMAT spec training with gas masks. Bonnie the Elephant's flatulence has been mistaken for a tornado hitting a manure farm.

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