Silly Lies...

May 20, 2014

One of the most disingenous questions I've ever seen Bonnie ask. It's more like, how could anyone not notice that her favourite pastime is to generate a seemingly endless supply of new online identities?

Bonnie also claims that her father has had to run Katy off their property with a shotgun on numerous occasions. Katy lives in Ohio; what would she be doing wandering around Tulsa?

If the thought of a man named Billy having a son named Corrigan sounds vaguely familiar, you're probably right. Bonnie is known to be a big fan of the Smashing Pumpkins, as evidenced by her past mention of her fan site Who's the lead singer of the Smashing Pumpkins? Why, that would be Billy Corgan, of course.

Like any good imaginary character in Bonnie's world, "Corrigan" had leukemia but was really murdered. And of course all the attendees at his memorial are known for their multiple websites (pardon me, domains) and blogs.

Next she starts an LJ community dedicated to Corrigan, whose last name is apparently O'Dowd. For some reason, she names the community billy_o. Why not corrigan_o?

I could fill up an entire post with information about (as opposed to, but suffice it to say that it was an independent site dedicated to "reviewing" people's LiveJournals that was run by someone named McClane. McClane had a variety of LJ accounts, including julianbashireuphuistchenhoabdulsharif, and, later,kindandgenerous. McClane variously claimed to be a BMW-driving Boeing employee who spent his off-hours moonlighting as a pediatrician and a salesclerk at Eddie Bauer, which I suppose is the sort of busy life one leads when one has studied at Harvard, Yale, and MIT (as well as Oxford, the Sorbonne, and the Louvre). Clearly this is someone who is very credible and trustworthy.

Then, since it's been a couple of days since someone in Bonnie's world has died, we segue into a paragraph about how Shelly, one of her pets, was "murdered" while she was out. In Bonnie's words, that's "really weird". She really has a gift for understatement, doesn't she?

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